New Windows 8 ads in unknown Asian langauge

Reminds me of Prisecolinensinenciousol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZXcRqFmFa8

It's a made-up language - blah blah, blahblahblah blah, blah, blahblah.

They're all amusing but the first one (makeup) is screamingly funny.