Sky service status page hacked? Showing some strange statuses...

The current messages showing on their service status page:

Sky TV: Major Issues

Its broken, Really broken

Expected resolution date: 14 Jul 15:03

Sky Broadband: Major Issues

Bad weather affecting Cumbriam, The effect was that the ground was too wet for the internet to flow through.

Expected resolution date: 28 Jun 16:00

The London exchange is completely broken!

Thats right there is only one exchange for the whole of East London and it's broken. Nigel's fault.

Expected resolution date: 28 Jun 16:00

Sky Go: Issues

Great weather affecting iPhones, Its too sunny for Sky Go to work.

Expected resolution date: 28 Jun 16:00