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I've never had a mancrush or role-model on someone, but Elon Musk fits the bill. I would allow Elon to have sex with my girl if he would save the cuddling for me.

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That is absolutely innapropriate for HN. You should have at the very least offered to have Elon's babies as well.

Hahaha you got me there. Indeed, I'm sure people would pay a hefty sum for some of his "genetic material".

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