They're not flip-flops - they're jandals and we're OK with that

You'd be hard-pressed to find and Aussie or Kiwi who will do anything except furrow their brow at this article ;-)

I remember the first time I saw a 'no shirt, no shoes, no service' sign - half of my adolescence had neither and yet I can still mostly use a knife and fork and scrub up for some fancy pants eatin'...