Google Doodle of Roswell anniversary is a point-and-click adventure
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Haven't found a use for the giant cow or giant chicken though...
Use the gas on the tree outside the house with the woman, climb up it, tickle her with the feather and take the shiny thing she's holding to win the game.
The difference is that you voluntarily offered google your data; those who were enslaved and slaughtered like animals by proxies of the state couldn't simply subsist under the duckduckgo regime instead.
If this were a matter of true evil instead of obscene hyperbole then people would actually stop using google instead of apathetically sojourning into your figurative google gas chamber.