This article recommends getting choked to a near-death experience, but be careful, don't just do it with your friends, consult a near-death choking expert or it might be dangerous. I think it's time for a "what the fuck".
Who would have thought that "take acid" would be the SAFER option.
Have a friend that was choked out by a wrestling 'buddy' in high school. That caused a stroke, and he's now got a long life of disability to look forward to.