Being able to retrieve a stolen carIf my car is stolen, I don't particularly want it back.
Not being blown up by terrorists
Your odds of dying in that car are far worse than your odds of being blown up by terrorists.
Also, if I choose to believe that NSA monitoring has actually prevented a single genuine terrorist attack, I'm in the awkward position of believing some people who literally lie for a living.
Practice any religion I choose
Help me out here. Why do you need to be tracked by the government in order to be able to practice a religion? Is that some kind of Eastern thing?
Fly safely between 5 states and 5 different countries
Credible claims have been made that the TSA's X-ray scanners expose you to more risk than terrorism, over a lifetime of flying.
Drive hundreds even thousands of miles safely
Again, why do you need a (metaphorical) cop following you in order to drive safely? Have you found a way to make it less likely that you'll die in a car crash than from terrorist activity? If so, please share with the class.
Buy and sell what I please, without fear of jail
At this point I have to assume I've been trolled. I will now STFU, GBTW, and HAND.