This post reminds me a lot of David Thorne: http://www.27bslash6.com/p2p2.html
"It's like twitter. Except we charge people to use it."
App.net seems to be doing fine sans a time machine.
I'm having a hard time verifying its authenticity. There are at least a few claims (unsurprisingly, by the other party in the exchange) that the entire thing is fake.
Name and work history matches perfectly.
Edit: Here's a counterarticle arguing David Thorne is a cyberbully: http://www.smh.com.au/technology/technology-news/funnyman-of...
He tried to hire my friend and it was weird.