So here are all the tabs I opened during my search instead.
http://www.kb.cert.org/vuls/id/649219
https://www.scmagazineus.com/Altor-Networks-Altor-VF/Review/...
https://www.juniper.net/us/en/products-services/software/sec...
http://news.cnet.com/8301-13846_3-10395695-62.html?tag=mncol...
http://www.itworld.com/security/80289/securing-your-virtual-...
http://www.symantec.com/connect/blogs/infographic-what-small...
A quick look at these shows them to be wholly not what I'm looking for. (And wholly unfit for HN I might add, which is where I got them.)
If anyone out there has a link to the vulnerability I'm thinking of (it was on HN at one point), or useful information on securing virtual machines against breakout malware, that would be awesome.
http://blog.xen.org/index.php/2012/06/13/the-intel-sysret-pr...
http://www.vupen.com/blog/20120904.Advanced_Exploitation_of_...
Exploits are developed to break VMs, just like everything else, and are promptly patched once revealed. Apart from general intrusion detection tools, I think you would be hard pressed to find anything to guard against them.
Maybe run a VM inside another VM ;)