NSA Rejection of Digital FOIA
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This isn't an exact parallel, but when I read their response and the reason for it, the first thought that came to mind was, "Oh, of course - it would be like a JavaScript timing attack."
(assuming you're a US citizen)
That developed in law thanks to the press uncovering a secret, massive sunken-sub-raising boat built by Howard Hughes for the CIA to retrieve a lost Soviet sub (yes, the very thing that The Hunt for Red October was based on).
Is it required if they have no data collected and the subject isn't under investigation?
Scary stuff folks.
Sounds like a great opportunity for an AI of the future: "find any group of people working together against everyone else, start subtracting members from the group until coherence reaches 0". That would deal with the spooks and the ones that create work for them in one swoop. Ahhh, I can dream, can't I.
Today: We're sorry, if we told you of the existence or non-existence of data about you it would help terrorists.
http://i.imgur.com/CFgQ0eM.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/yVEvptE.jpg
Dear FOIA requestor,
You get nothing, by law. It's for your own protection.
Sincerely,
NSA
Lmk if this helps
They're not saying, "It's there, we're just not going to admit it." They're saying "We're not even going to begin looking for it."
Now we know they exist!!!
They would just publish one response and send us all a link to it.
But since we already know that they are collecting this metadata on absolutely everyone, I don't see what good it does to refuse to send it to you, whether you are a suspected terrorist or not. ...I suppose you could be fretting about whether you had slipped up and called Cousin Guido on your regular cell instead of a throw-away prepaid phone.
Yeah, my camera has gone to shit. I'll take it in next time I'm near a store
simple as that: we can't tell you what you want to know, because we think you are a terrorist.