Is this a Mac fanboi's idea of writeen(1) porn? It reads like a diary of a boy about to go out on a first date, while already dating... Actually, it's kinda cute. Or is it creepy? Lets hope the writer doesn't end up, er, "injuring" his or her self on this new computing phallus.

Anyway, I think the writer needs a cuddle.

(1) Well, yes, initially it was a typo, but on second thoughts I like how it worked out.