EDIT: Apparently the OP was being sarcastic, and I failed to read deep enough into the ASCII characters. But if he hadn't been sarcastic, I would've still said what I said below.
What the hell? I had to read this over 6 times to make sure I was understanding it correctly.
"Women are sensitive, fragile, inferior creatures who require constant, vigilant protection from honorable men."
That right there ladies and gentlemen, is the thinking that permeates and sustains misogyny throughout our world.
I understand that the original poster had good intentions, but the way is high and his eyes are definitely upon the ground.
Women are not sensitive, fragil, or inferior. Please avoid false blanket statements like this.