example: Today I "talked" to my brother. (But I actually just instant-messaged him.)
edit: crap, I may have just misread your comment, did you mean </flame> to be like a </sarcasm> tag? Regardless, you were downvoted by others, so I thought I should help explain since you're foreign.
You should also consider advertising the conference as: "php-ist Istanbul: Now with extra watercannon!"