Microsoft I will use torrents (just joking)

I bought Office 2013 which doesn't come with a DVD (you need to download it only after signing into your "Microsoft Account"). Sadly this doesn't always work as can been seen here: http://pastebin.com/GFWT1pC0 After a long battle with Mary from Microsoft our chat goes like this:

john: I think I will just download this software instead from a torrent site

john: at least that way I can get it

john: I can then just use that code if it asks for it

Mary: Obviously, I cannot comment on that.

Mary: Is there anything else I can assist you with today?

john: yes

Mary: Yes

john: Please ask Microsoft to keep DVDs with their products, or provide URLs to download the software

john: thanks