I don't understand. Why is this funny? Are you all 5 year olds or am I missing something?
When you look at a lot of academic papers, you begin to notice patterns. It's very easy to get wrapped up in what you're doing, looking past how silly some of it can be. This document takes it to the extreme, but there are plenty of papers published on mind numbingly banal topics.
That's why it's funny. It's a means of poking fun at one's self.
HECK YEAH, WE're 5 !
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