Well, since I'm not an American nor living in the US, DoD jobs are out of the question.

Secondly, I am unable to grok functional programming, which is why I quit trying to learn Haskell. I tried, I really tried but there's no way I'm able to wrap my head around functional programming. In my mind, there's a long list with two digits in hex, that the computer iterates as fast as possible. So if Ada is a functional only language that puts the brakes right there. If no, I'd be more than happy to start learning.