After 5 minutes of trying tapping combinations and getting nowhere, again (there's a bunch of medium links on HN recently and some of them have been quite worthwhile), going to the front page and discovering that the 'about' page is actually a post and thereby has the same bug pushed me over the edge into ranting.
I can live with bugs. But bugs that make it impossible (FSVO) for me to report them are a special sort of evil.
I suppose I'll check the about page on another device at some point and thereby derive the ability to help them diagnose and fix the problem.
But ... argh.