The $2,500 Veterinarian Bill – Dating a Team Member

You got ripped off. In order for chocolate to be dangerous the dog needs to eat a decent amount of chocolate. The LD for my rottweiller and GSD was greater than any amount of chocolate I ever have in the house.

However if your dog ever gets into chocolate (or something else you would rather not have them ingest)save $2,500 and pick up a $5 bottle of Hydrogen peroxide and pour down dogs throat. To make it easier for everyone involved pour the bottle out into another container and cut the bottom of the plastic bottle off. Now you can use the funnel you created to get the peroxide down the dog's throat. It doesnt take much to get the dog to vomit, so be prepared to move away quickly.

She's your girlfriend so she wouldn't think twice about taking advantage of you. Sounds like you're running a tight operation over there.

Wow. You posted this yourself? Do you even realize this makes you look like a moronic ass?