The Onion calls it quits
dailykos.com
dailykos.com
http://now.msn.com/the-onion-is-not-shutting-down-its-a-crue...
Even if it were, it would have been written by the Onion.
> Yes, I authored this piece, not The Onion -- though if the latter comes calling with a job offer, I have a number in mind.
"As the author, I can confirm that it's not real. Just a moment of original, satirical fun written after reading of the Kansas representative who suggested poor people not buy so much food."
http://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1f4suf/the_onion_c...