You're already convicting him for murder based on contradicted conjecture?
Of course I guess I'll now be told that is my fault, my humour doesn't work, how dare I suggest a lack of humour, and get down slapped, but there you go. Of course, I will then have to say that proved my point, as some sort of reply, that will also get down voted. And so on...
So, there is is in one post, figured it would be more efficient!!!!
Now, can the humourless work out any of that is supposed to be funny?
You really shouldn't be indignant to be told "your humor doesn't work"-- if you get told that, it's because it's true. Playing to your audience is the foundation of effective comedy.