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@Confusion I put on my wizard robe and hat

I always wonder why nobody gets my shirt that spells BritneySpears14 on the back.

Isn't there a #hashtag for the normal twitter for shorturl porn tweets? Now I need to get a tweetdeckreader for this site too.

Thanks, you two. You made my day. Baby?

Whoever downvoted me has definitely not taken the time to figure it out.

Sorry, I must have a sense of humor failure. I don't get it.