Funny but Real Linux Commands

They're not real with the versions of the commands that I have.

Also, this is not the kind of "content" that I want to see on this site. I thought we had editors?

Doesn't work on my machine (Ubuntu 7.04)

Why is this even here, I thought this was NEWS.ycombinator.com? If I wanted stuff like this, I'd be on Digg.

For those having trouble, try running 'bash' first.

These jokes are probably even older than Internet, that's why they basically don't work on modern Unices.

Isn't anyone old enough to recognise the csh prompt?