Blog entries like this make me feel truly educated. I could visit my grandparents in Weston, MA and regurgitate, "the highest merit we ascribe to Moses, Plato, and Milton is, that they set at naught books and traditions" and my grandmother would reply, "Ah, someone who is educated!" Whereas if I had said, "GZip encode your hypertext," she would be the uneducated one.
So education is relative. Perhaps if I give in and move to the Bay Area my education will be richer than I would ever have imagined.