Velcro would work.
Maybe a scrolling marquee app. Heck, you could advertise whatever you want on your display at that point.
If it then becomes a trend, one could pay people small amounts of money for becoming mobile billboards on location enabled devices.
Next time I can't find a table to eat lunch at Panera the guy entrenched at a 4-person table for hours with a laptop and single coffee cup is going to try and make me read ADS? This... would be unwise.