“SNL” Parodies Google Glass
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Bigger minds will look at new things not as a product or the "next thing all the cool people gotta have" but an opportunity to better ourselves, and our relationships with each other.
[Too long;Skipped the preachyness]: Those who don't create, critique. But then someone's gotta keep people entertained too.
or an opportunity to worsen ourselves, and our relationships with each other. Why would you assume critics are small minded?
"Bigger minds will look at new things not as a product or the "next thing all the cool people gotta have" but an opportunity to better ourselves, and our relationships with each other."
Are you seriously invoking empathy and "better relationships with each other", in defending something explicitly designed to distract us even more than we already are from the people around us?
And can you elaborate on how Google Glass will benefit us in a "really meaningful" way? As this comedy sketch drives home, if the value proposition is for Google Glass to be less distracting from human interaction, that's a pretty self-evidently farcical position. If there's Google Glass between you and the person you are talking to, you have every reason to believe you are not receiving their full attention. At least with a phone you have to pull out to look at, there is some kind of social signal that you are paying attention to something else right now.
I'm sure there are good use cases for Glass I just haven't seen yet, where it can provide a better UI experience than a phone. The ones I've read so far, however, sound awful. Getting spammed with advertisements walking down the street? Getting background on that person you are talking to who's name slipped your memory seems like a nice thing. But I think it just sets a new baseline, where remembering your name doesn't indicate any human connection, as you assume the Glass wearer just Googled you and got a heads up display on how to steer the conversation.
So I really do believe there will eventually be some positive use cases for technology like Glass. What this comedy sketch shows is that most of the use cases proposed so far are not it.
I already feel much better that my work email account isn't on my phone.
And speaking of Glass and distractions.. can you not imagine a future where you don't have to "interact" much with Glass at all? But rather, it just kinda knows what you want and presents that information at the right time?
Also by building "better relationships with each other" I didn't mean Glass will somehow make you and your girlfriend or boyfriend connect on a deeper emotional level. I meant that humanity as a while could discover deeper empathy for each other and be able to divert resources and take action more appropriately for the benefit of humans or the whole planet. Well Glass alone isn't going to do all of that, but I think it is a tiny screw in a system that perhaps will.
Do you have a source for these?
Are you just purposely reading bad reviews of Google Glass? I have read a lot of positive reviews of it along with bad ones. However, pretty much everybody who have actually tried it ended up liking it.
I have not seen Glass serve ads and Google is actually banning developers from serving them. Also, there's no face recognition for you to figure out people's names.
As somebody who have tested Glass since last year, I think it's a very useful device.
Google has been careful about Glass, not wanting it to be a device for distraction. It is pretty evident on the Glass API where they are very careful on what they opened to developers.
I'd suggest you read reviews from people who have actually used Glass.
I read this engadget review:
http://www.engadget.com/2013/04/30/google-glass-review/
and don't see anything where I'd prefer Glass over a phone.
There was a lot of voice stuff, similar to Siri, and Google's implementation may be better, buy it's not clear to me where the heads up display adds a lot of value over voice response, or voice response plus looking at your phone.
The biggest drawback to me is the very limited, 2D controller paradigm. It sounded a lot like the kind of UIs you see for DVD players, where you mainly navigate through Left/Right (and occasionally Up/Down) buttons. Versus the touch screen paradigm of being able to select and manipulate objects directly.
To me, this leaves a very narrow range of use cases where something like Glass provides the optimal user experience. Something where you need a display, but it takes too long to take your phone from your pocket, where a two way navigation UI suffices, and having to reach up to your temple to control it is not too awkward. Or a voice UI, where something more than a voice response is needed (otherwise, phone plus Siri like capability plus audio headset would suffice).
I'm sure these applications exist. I don't think any of the applications described in the Engadget review fit the bill.
So, as a Glass tester, tell me what I am missing. What are you seeing as the big wins of using Glass over just using your phone?
Personally, it seems like a step towards the inevitable "Entire History of You" future:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2089050/
I'm excited about it from a UI-design perspective. It'll give us practice designing the head's up applications of the future.
Here's an interesting video:
Some shit is just stupid, and I'd sooner trust the SNL writing staff's opinion on that.
The point is that it seems bizarre to come out with a "we're creators of magic and they're plebeians" argument when talking about the people behind one of the longest running shows ever.
I actually think some of their low-brow toilet humour, or the absurdist stuff is the funniest. For the record, I don't think there's anything wrong with being all about toilet humour and absurdity, but I cringe when someone pretends they are doing "intelligent", political satire and ends up making a mildly funny skit out of a New York Times article.
The saddest thing of all though, is that this is exactly what's expected of them.
And what are you doing, if not clinging tightly to the "engineers are special" and "the geek shall inherit the earth" scripts? Are you seriously trying not to be condescending or are you just tossing out some boilerplate CYA?
Products must be popular if they are going to change the world.
For the Ctrl-F people like me
Edit: And I can't reply to raldi for some reason but Adblock stopped the ad playing on NBC for me.
At the risk of sounding like a small-minded narcissist (I'd like to think I'm a moderately minded narcissist) and being that guy, I really can't get over just how awful glass looks aesthetically, especially with the going-out-to-the-shooting-range sunglasses.
I'm pretty excited about it as a step forward in wearable computing and especially of various types of HUDs, etc, but being the shallow putz that I am, I won't wear it until it's a bit more inconspicuous.
Of course if adoption goes nuts, it might be a moot point, but who knows.
Even the models look like super attractive people wearing some thing on their face.
Then there's this guy: http://whitemenwearinggoogleglass.tumblr.com/image/491923008...
That guy's got the whole thing down, though. Full image package right there. That's the bar for me, as far as geek-chic goes with glass.
I think the whole package will have to shrink for me to really be on board, but it looks like that would definitely be a step in the right direction, as far as I'm concerned.
The hardware itself doesn't look too bad, but I'm really not a fan of the thin line visor-part it attaches to.
Also keep in mind that it should be technically possible.
Contact lens should be best but right now, that technology doesn't exists.
It's upright, so you can be seen crossing the street by motorists, which gives it an advantage over a motorized wheel chair.
It saves energy compared to driving a car and it's use would greatly reduce traffic where cars are normally used.
Bluetooth headsets... are still being used frequently? They haven't seemed to go any particular way.
I guess for patrolling long flat hallways they are nice (and faster).
That being said, I think the philosophy behind the product development of Google Glass (and most other Google products) is to to focus on being competitive in features, then the marketing is the icing on the cake.
From that point of view, having developers trying them first so that great ideas can be implemented before the mass market makes more sense.
The fact that they are working with fashion shows and Warby Parker is a good indicator.
It's a good indicator that design is an afterthought to them. Which is more likely?
a) Google approached the company at the beginning of the project and worked with them throughout the process.
b) Google approached the company toward the end of the project, after the technical components were done.
Given the outcome and Google's track record, I'd say B is more likely.
That being said, I think the philosophy behind the product development of Google Glass (and most other Google products) is to to focus on being competitive in features, then the marketing is the icing on the cake.
Competitive with what? Smartphones? No one will buy Google Glass as a replacement for a smartphone. Marketing is everything for a product like this.
From that point of view, having developers trying them first so that great ideas can be implemented before the mass market makes more sense.
Google is doing this because they see developers (gadget geeks) as their evangelizers. They're replaying the Gmail strategy. But Gmail doesn't make you look like a guy with a cell phone clipped to his belt.
[1] There are some exceptions, like Google Maps and Google Now.
Apple refined the hell out of the iPhone before making any public statements. That seems to have worked quite well. Better than the Newton launch did anyhow.
Really, it was news in 1994 when folks were reporting on cyberspace and the information superhighway. Now? Now its just a bit tedious and sad.
Can't wait to see what AllthingsD has to say about the next time Homer Simpson uses a smartphone.
When a video is being recorded, the image appears in the screen. If you're at face-to-face speaking range or a little further away, it's actually not that difficult to see in the image in the display. And even further off you can see what looks like the screen being lit up.
It's nice that Google Glass gets the pop culture treatment. IPhone has been featured on SNL several times but never for Android.