Bacon-powered blowtorch cuts through metal

Yes, pure oxygen is quite a thing. When photosynthesis first appeared on earth it did serious damage to all other life forms, they weren't used to so much O2 in the atmosphere.

Reddit is going to go nuts for this

Reminds me of the Mythbusters salami rocket: http://kwc.org/mythbusters/2006/04/episode_51_myths_reopened...

So bacon is the basis for lightsaber technology?

Is it kosher? At least it smells good!

Great. Now I'm hungry.