"Feature heavy" would indeed be a way of describing PHP.
Yeah. Programming in PHP is like swimming with anvils tied to your ankles. Every time I write something that increases the amount of processing on a page, I feel like I'm stabbing a kitten.
:) I know exactly what you mean.
Yeah, I'm based in the uk and everywhere I first looked at came up as PHP. Thought it was a hilarious troll at first.