I'm ready to launch my product, Lupsale - any feedback? 5 second pitch!

Alex, I looked at the video and I even used stop-motion frame-by-frame to read it, but that's a real problem -- most people won't bother. It's too short and too fast to get any form of message across to the viewer.

Since you say you're "ready to launch" rather than "just launched" I'm wondering if I should try tracking down you main site (you provided no link), or if trying to track down your main site would be a waste of time (since it hasn't been launched yet)?

Let's see if somebody help's you with feedback...