The NSA is cracking your SSL encrypted Facebook session so they can read about what your friends had for breakfast. Right.
Just because you're not paying attention doesn't mean shady things aren't happening.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NSA_warrantless_surveillance_co...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NSA_electronic_surveillance_pro...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trailblazer_Project
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utah_Data_Center
But move along, nothing to see here!