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You probably just spoiled Google's April fools for next year.

I assume the downvote means "fuck you now you really spoiled it". Thanks google employee ;)

If not, please comment what's wrong, then I might be able to post better comments in the future.

Google Outage: When you need to kick a site offline, Google now provides the most powerful network for all your nefarious packet flooding needs. Don't be too evil. Wink! Wink!

I mean, Google Outage: When you need to know if a site is offline!

Well, I initially read it as Google Outrage. I wonder if that would be a better product name. ;-)

Good name for Google's complaints system.

In a way, it is.