In other news: JavaScript is the new X86 assembly language.
Of course, X86 is "not that bad" according to Linus et. al. But it is awfully full of cruft, and could be a lot better. Yet it's fixed and will probably remain so. I wouldn't be surprised if there are x86 CPUs of some sort in 500 years.
It's the awesome power of installed userbase.
JavaScript is the same. It's not that bad of a language... using node.js converted me from a hater to a mild-disliker. But it's got some really ugly stuff and is missing some very important things.
But it's probably going to become one of the biggest and longest lasting languages due to its massive installed userbase.