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"Yurii is a software craftsmanship enthusiast with 15 years of professional experience in the industry. Noted speaker in the Erlang community, a core contributor to the Elixir programming language and an eager explorer of distributed systems."

Could be Google AppEngine, or the Node.JS on Google chrome Minimum +V8. (not that I know many people using that). Or it runs as a bot net :-)

Sound like the kind of line you put on your home page to make it to the top of hacker news.

Could be HaLVM

http://corp.galois.com/halvm

Halvm doesn't (yet!) support recent ghc versions. For high concurrency workloads the ghc rts recently got some nice improvements merged in that will make the mega scale concurrency performance story even more awesome once ghc 7.8 gets released sometime this fall