This is where I'd put my pithy, scorning response.
Thanks for the fun read, it made me smile on the bus and anything that distracts my mind from the unfortunate souls I share this carriage with is a welcome relief.
> (...) anything that distracts my mind from the unfortunate souls I share this carriage with (...)
That's profound.
for the lazy:
"Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur." = "Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound."