Why Purdue should remove 'This is Engineering' viral video
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- Arbitrarily remove 1/4 of our male participants. Replace them with female engineers. If only one female engineer available, trim the team to four participants (3 men, 1 woman). If no female engineers, no video.
- Trim people based on their color skin. For added humor, tell the people I remove from our friendly video that "at least they won't have to take a train" or something related to racist treatments through history. Because after all, the only reason I am removing them based on their skin color is to fight racism.
- We can't have nice things. And we can't mock people either. If an actor is mocked in a video, make sure to blur him completely in post-processing to avoid any of this actor's features to be recognized: earrings? hair? skin? five fingers? Be serious people, we can't mock an actor with five fingers on each hand, think of the stereotypes involved!
- People can only use skill that their "ancestors" and "culture" created. This means if this friend wants to showcase his Didgeridoo playing but he's no Australian mate, he WON'T play the Didgeridoo. Same goes for reggae tunes which can only be used if you are all jamaican (This is a very important point: while I may think this is doing a tribute to Bob Marley, this is actually "stoner racism").
- Include minorities in my video. The more tokens, the more communities will watch my video and like it.
- Remind myself that if a "white male" is ever in the front row of my video, I am promoting white supremacy and sexism.
- That girl who wants to dance in the background because she thinks it's fun and doesn't like singing/doesn't want too much exposure? She can't. Feminists decided (for her own good) thatshe should be on the front row, having 1/4 of the verses.
Anything I missed before I rent the GoPro and call down my friends?
Great. Then we'll get people from Contemporary Geriatric Studies complaining about ageism.