No more hanging our heads in shame! No more coding in a dark room with the windows blacked out and door closed, and erasing all traces of php.net from our browsing histroy, lest our SO find out! No more random kicks in the shins by Rubyists at conferences! The time has come when we can raise our heads high and take our rightful place at the forefront of applied information science!
Once again for the first time it's hip to be a PHP coder! Victory is ours!