I'm interested in the technique suggested for font loading. As an exercise I just created a font containing a single character at zero width. The resulting file size is considerably smaller than Blank (1440 bytes, versus 80k) which makes it nicer to inline, but should be able to serve the same purpose for font loading:
Create a span containing the character, with the font family referring to the font being loaded and the empty font (inlined in the css) and when the width is non-zero the font is loaded.