"Ruby is probably the most powerful programming language on the planet for creating DSLs, or domain specific languages."
If Ruby has anything over Lisp in the DSL domain (besides popularity), I'd love to know.
"A web development platform as powerful and syntactically concise as Rails could only have been done in Ruby."
Idem.
"This power does not come without a price. Ruby is slow. Ruby is generally recognized as being twice as slow as Python, and at least an order of magnitude slower than C++ or Java. Charles Nutter, one of the creators of the JRuby VM for the Ruby language, recently posted an article about optimizations that could be made to the VM, and he improves Ruby performance by as much as twenty times by removing much of Ruby’s power and breaking compatibility. If anything, it shows us skeptics that there is no such thing as a free lunch."
Lisp has all (?) the crazy features you love so much about Ruby and more, yet it's very fast (try SBCL, it compiles to native x86).