Want to pop an off-the-shelf SSD into your Air? Not gonna happen.
A typical SSD is larger than the MacBook Air. But you can add third party SSD modules:http://eshop.macsales.com/shop/SSD/OWC/Aura_Pro_Air_2012
The proprietary screws and integrated battery mean you can't remove the potential to stop the damage before it happens and then clean things up yourself.
You can buy a pentalobe screwdriver for $10 from iFixit or $2 from eBay. You can also buy third party batteries off eBay.