A Surreal Encounter With a Winged Elephant

In the style of Dr. Seuss, Raganwald begins to derive arithmetic from logic using functional Coffeescript. Fun!

Tl;dr? Don't bother.

Clever writing. The JS detracts heavily from the immersion of the tale, unfortunately, but the writing is very good.

Thanks for the feedback. I will experiment and see if I can come up with some hide/show JavaScript.

Update: DONE!