I read HN nitpicking posts in the voice of Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons.
"Why are you using American Apparel for a multi-threaded shirt and not Erlang?"
"Why are you using American Apparel for a multi-threaded shirt and not Erlang?"
http://teespring.com/althntees
(It even has a crude joke, there's 'More' below the waist)