HN might go down from time to time

Dear HN,

Over the years, HN has - gasp! - gone down from time to time. Please use that time when HN is unavailable to do other things with your... time. You know, things like:

- hugging your kids

- working out

- spending some time with your significant other

- writing code

- reading a book

- calling your mother

Don't worry, HN will return shortly so you may continue to fawn over the newest precious soon enough.