If that was the measure, maybe we could use a language nobody knows because it will pass this test with flying colors :)
I've been teaching myself Lua recently and I've found it to be a nice, consistent, small language. Javascript is a fun language, but has some bad decisions built in: http://oreilly.com/javascript/excerpts/javascript-good-parts... and it can be really confusing at times: http://wtfjs.com/
The way things are going, it looks like that alternative will also take advantage of Lua's embeddability to allow interop between web apps and web servers in a way that hasn't been widely practiced before.
Do you know Luvit? http://luvit.io/