That you need to be a genius programmer to be able to create yet another CRUD app.

That if you build something awesome people will just give you their money.

That free is a pricing model.

That advertising is a business model you can fll back into.

That you can always pivot.

That marketing is not necessary.

That industry juggernauts are invincible.

That blogging about your product will drive your sales.

That you don't need to sell anything to make money.

That python and ruby are gods gift to humanity.

That somehow I am obligated to let you pick my brain because you asked nicely. Fuck you, pay me.

That you can grow a business without money.

That investors are special unicorns to be loved and cherished.