Ask HN: Can anyone in Google hook me up with a desk for a few hours today?

OK, I know this has virtually 0% chance of working, but I am attending a meetup at Google's HQ tonight & traveling to attend, just wondering if anyone one working in Google could let me use a spare desk, chair or corner for a few hours today - from around 1 to about 6pm. Promise I'll be quiet & stay out of everyones way :)