The words "pants-shitting terror" are used to describe the judge's order.
I know very little about the law, but I think I too would need a change of pants if those orders had been directed at me. Remind me to never, ever piss off a federal judge! It makes me happy to see this sort of detailed inspection of the actions of suspect lawyers though. Surely it wouldn't take many similar actions by federal judges to make the trolls think twice about filing these sorts of lawsuits.
Hold them in contempt until they can produce a way to contact the person who doesn't exist?