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Looks like my plan for my all-black outfit to have a "slimming" effect backfired :)

Everyone can recognize the glow.

Don't worry Jessica, you are always beautiful in my eyes.

Remember, the camera adds at least 10 pounds.

Don't worry, I had to click on "enlarge" to really see it. ;)

You lost a precious opportunity to earn some brownie points by not removing "just" from that comment. j/k :)

It looks like some album cover.