I'm confused, and a little depressed, that anyone would describe four miles per hour as "a light run." Maybe, if you're four feet tall?
Also, I agree with the "April Fools" question but I'm afraid the answer is "no, it's just TechCrunch."
Also, I agree with the "April Fools" question but I'm afraid the answer is "no, it's just TechCrunch."