It took me the best part of the weekend to drill twelve holes for curtains - because it is not enough to Google for the answers.
Now, if you knock on a wall and it sounds hollow - you just google for hollow wall fixings. Great. I'll go buy some of those.
Drill into the wall. And hit brick behind the plaster. Err... Ok they have invented a new type - dry lined Walls. The gap is so small my umbrella fixings cannot open up behind the board.
So I will get longer screws to go in the wall. But now my masonry drill slips on hard stones and gouges chunks from the plaster. Try harder - is that smoke coming from the drill? Eventually I find a consultant ( in the DIY store)
Aha - it's not masonry drill bits you need - you need aggregate drills. And a new drill.
Eventually I bought new drill bits, a new drill, six inch screws and I can do chin ups on the damn things.
The lesson
1. Until you understand the fundamentals of the problem, you will make poor choices time and again. Google correctly told me where to buy masonry drills and plasterboard fixings. It did not know to ask if I had the right walk for that.
2. New technology changes "embedded knowledge" - I learnt to drill brick walls from my father, But new ways of using the old can change everything.
3. Hire a professional while you go and do revenue generating work.