"Watch it grow",
"The money in the account will be invested in a mutual fund and will grow at the market rate of return!"
Then somewhere deep down in the FAQ they say they use Vanguard Wellington.
Is anyone that naive to fall for this?
What's wrong with regular UTMA, UGMA or 529 accounts?
(I have two kids, aged 5 and 1 -- both have 529s with Utah UESP, one of the best 529 plans out there)