I'm trying to get out of Wisconsin. I've tried moving to California twice in the past two years, but I just can't handle the high cost of living, so I defaulted back here.

Actually, this second time boomeranging back, I realized Wisconsin isn't so bad of a place, after all. Gas prices are $0.50-0.60 cheaper, food is WAY cheaper, and the cold winters make spring and summer so much more meaningful; we actually have weather.